Blowing the minds of a group of four-year-olds. I teach four year olds at church right now. I prefer working with older kids and significantly fewer snot bubbles.

Sunday, March 02, 2003. I can hear you in there! The lights are off, but I can hear you! Stop laughing and open up, dammit! So I started surfing Picrave. One girl I know who shall remain nameless. Oh boy, the lengths we go these days.

If you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. Can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do. Whenever im trying to do anything. Does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had. But why would you even give him the waterbed. For my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment.

Feel free to contribute your own! Sunday, August 1, 2010.

Watching this video of a tornado pass through a field in Austria, picking up hundreds of meters of plastic sheeting, spinning them balletically aloft, makes me feel bad for artists. Posted in for better, for worse. Posted in for better, for worse. Posted in for better, for worse.